October 2nd:
Atheists: God doesn't exist.
Christians: God DOES exist.
Agnostics: God, I could go for a burger right now.
Christian: My God is the best!
Islamist: No, MY God is the best!
Atheist: No, SCIENCE is the best!
Agnostic: Guys, what pizzas do you want?!
Christian: I’m gonna convince you guys that I’m right.
Islamist: I’m gonna convince YOU that I’M right!
Atheist: You’re both wrong! I’M the one who’s right!
Agnostic: HA! I love Seinfeld…